We all know that chocolate releases those 'feel-good' endorphins. Eating a nice piece of chocolate has been compared to having sex. It's used as a substitute all the time ( usually unconsciously). As far as I am concerned, nothing compares to sex but I do understand why some people are die-hard choco-aholics. It relaxes them, soothes them and makes them feel GOOD!
Anyone remember the Seinfeld episode where George Costanza tried mixing sex with food? He wanted to combine two of his great pleasures in life. While making love with his girlfriend, he would roll over every few minutes and take a bite of the hero sandwich he had hidden under the covers. His lover discovered his 'kinky' obsession and dumped him but eventually he found someone else who shared the same passion. Of course this is so far-fetched and utterly ridiculous but truly hysterical.
In my search for new and exciting things I found these.....
Chocolate Body Paint for lovers. OK...this is not exactly new but if you are really passionate about chocolate, have a partner who is adventureous and doesn't mind getting a little messy (but not for long), hear me out......
Sometimes we need to spice things up a little. This is why there are those His &Hers love lotions on the market. But they are artificial and loaded with chemicals and additives (not to mention-some taste down-right awful). I began to wonder......what would happen if we combined that rush of 'feel good 'endorphins we get from eating chocolate with one of the greatest pleasures we know....SEX? I'm thinking Spontaneous Combustion!
Too kinky for ya?
Hey.....who knows? Perhaps if you try chocolate this way, you will stop eating those huge economy sized bags of M&M's from COSTCO. Think of the calories you'll save......and burn! Just sayin'....
Hmmm..... maybe George was really on to something.......
And I think it's something Cynfully Good..........
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